You know you've considered this before... well, we've ironed it out for you!
11 Programming Languages as High School Stereotypes
C# - The Valedictorian
C - The Golden Child
C++ - The Supernova Freshman
Haskell - The Hipster
Java - The Teacher's Pet
Javascript - The Cheerleader
Objective C - The Emo Chick
Perl - The Quarterback... From 2 Years Ago
PHP - The Heartthrob
Python - The Quiet One
Ruby - The Slacker
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